How to start your day....

Starting your day right is crucial to having a good day.
And here is the way NOT to do that.

Start by waking up 45 minutes late, leaving you 15 minutes to get to work on time. (Obviously, that isn't happening...)
Then, as you wake up in a panic, you soon realize you have 8 dozen brownie bites in the freeze you need to pack to take to work for St. Pats plus you need to pack your breakfast and lunch.
While packing your brownie bites, it becomes obvious they are not all going to fit in the one big container you have. Shout expletives & get creative by pulling out the plate you used to Valentine's brownie bites.
Now you must race to take a shower. And because it's gonna be great day, there's no hot water so you get a nice cold shower.
Race to dry your hair, get dressed, somewhat straighten your hair & throw on terrible green eyeshadow for St. Pats that makes you look 13...
Once you finally get your shoes on, run and grab everything before bolting out the door.

Now this part is important -
As getting into your car, make sure the car door swings back, knocking you in the back of the head and causing you to slam your forehead against the door frame.
You will seriously see stars for a brief moment.

Now it's time to drive for work, and your added bonus is that there is really heavy fog.

You will arrive to work, 35 minutes late, with a large knot on your forehead, and a killer headache.

But look on the bright side, it's payday.
Wait...no it's not. It's only Wednesday. Yay.....